Just Simply a RETTEL

An example of a letter that will make you laugh but will let us know if we’re not doing the same thing as this one. Happy reading!

October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think but you’re very fat body, I thought before that dennis ony use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are”BeautifulGirl “of Jose Mari Chan?

Even you are beautiful face( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference  name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in fronts of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other name to. Like you are a, PIG,FAT,OBESSED,OVERWIGHT,AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to your body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am more sexier that you when you look to us in a mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,

The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you?  And the final is me. There you go.

Revision:

October 1996

To Marjie,

I’m not surprised nor wondering why Dennis leave you. Want to know why? It is because you have a very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only used me to be his toy but sooner or later I realized that he really can’t bare or take to be with you anymore. Because at first, Dennis say he couldn’t stand you’re habit of disgusting him and making care about his walks and always calling to their house when he got home or whatever.

Then he said he got ashamed at me, either in school or in his family because he was asking you to have an exercise for you’re very fat body but then you hate it. Thought you’re the prettiest girls he ever knew. So what do you think you’re a “Beautiful Girl “of Jose Mari Chan?

Even you have a beautiful face for you. You don’t have the right to called me whatsoever or different names. One time you’re real purposed was to insult my personality because I never call you names either in front of Dennis or even behind his back but you’re the one who started calling me different names. So I don’t have any other choice but to call you other name too, like you’re a pig, fat, obese, overweight, and have an ugly shape girl. I just want to say shame to your body that is like a butanding.

You can’t blame Dennis for choosing me against you because I am sexier than you when we both look at the mirror. I’m repeating again that you are like Ike Lozada when she was a girl.

Love,

The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I have a bad breathe but who was Dennis want to kissed, me or you?  And the final answer was me. There you go.